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Jason falls in love with Raynee almost the moment he sees her. She thinks he’s a turnip. What the heck? Turns out, he was. After watching his home and the city of Seattle destroyed by an alien force, he’s tossed out of Earth and onto the paramount dimension, where strange forces capable of materializing objects, crossing dimensions, and seeing the past apply. There, Jason is stunned to learn that the Earth itself may have been but a class demonstration. Yet that’s the least of his concerns in a place where basic concepts like gravity and atoms don’t exist. In this world where he meets a six-year-old expert in quantum physics, he’s not even smart enough to pass Kindergarten, let alone to enter Raynee’s school for the gifted. Yet even where black holes and supernovas are mere musical instruments, he’s the attraction as the only former-vegetable in history. Jason realizes that he has a monumental task in front of him to win Raynee’s heart, but first he has to learn how to walk and eat in this new world. His chance of proving himself is made even tougher by the deadly nightmare hanging over the planet by the name of Mordriss, who might even be Jason’s father.
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Excuse me. Could you please pass me those potato chips over there? Oh, I forgot you’re trying to learn something about this book. Well, before thirteen-year-old Allen met me, Slurfus, primary assistant first-class of the local chipmunk, he was a mediocre seventh grade student who was also struggling to prepare for his Bar Mitzvah and help his immigrant parents adjust to life in America.
Now that he met me, he’s still all those things, but he’s also the King of Seattle, judge and final arbiter of all fifty million inhabitants. Now you’re saying Seattle doesn’t have that many people, and you’re trying to hide those potato chips. Well, I can assure you that there’s much you don’t know about such things as the favorite movies of red mice, the dangers of portable tree heaters, how to avoid being eaten by a rabbit, and why eagles make bad dinner guests.
I’m sure you’re also not aware that King Allen’s middle school principal is really a witch, bent on world domination through standardized tests. Even with the local chipmunk’s help and our coyote army, she makes our king’s life miserable. It probably also doesn’t help when Allen takes on several quests, from challenging the school bully to finding a pink elephant to not being incinerated by a fire-breathing snarflefluff.
Now, could you just leave those potato chips on the counter? Stop looking around. I’m small and invisible. Don’t worry about Allen. He never really signed up for this, and he now faces the prospects of being zombified, devoured, incinerated, or worst of all – failing the seventh grade. Only when he realizes the true strength of his friends and family will he have a chance to save Seattle from this ancient witch’s plans.
“A hilarious fantasy adventure with a lot of heart…Allen, King of Seattle is a genuinely fun, quirky adventure of a book. It’s one of those rare gems that has a little of everything.”—Independent Book Review