Once upon a time (or more specifically, 332 BCE), there were four little Phoenicians.
The first little Phoenician was named Gerostratos of Arados. He built his city of stone on a small island off the coast of what is now Lebanon.
The second little Phoenican’s name was Urimilk III, and his city was named Byblos. He had a very old city, who’s name became the Greek word for ‘papyrus’ and eventually became the root for our words ‘bible’ and ‘bibliography’. His city needed maintenance.
The third little Phoenican lived in Sidon, and his name was Straton. His city used to be very grand, but his father had gotten into an argument with the Persians, and their king had knocked their city down and crucified his father. Tens of thousands had died, but he had rebuilt Sidon and it was doing better now.
The fourth little Phoenician was Azemilkos of Tyre. His city was a half-kilometer off the coast with fifty meter high walls. In the last two thousand years, no one had conquered it, so Azemilkos slept very well at night.
Then along came the big bad Alexander the Great. He hadn’t even reached Arados when Gerostratos‘ son met him on the road. “Let’s not get into all the huffing and puffing stuff,” said his son. “Here’s the keys to the city, the harbor, the spa, my house, and anything else you need. Arados is yours.”
Alexander was very happy, so he continued to Byblos. Urimilk III met him outside and surrendered the city. Alexander was excited to see this ancient city, then moved on.
At Sidon, Straton looked up from the rubble. “Sidon is yours,” he said. “Please don’t be mean like the Persians.” And Alexander wasn’t mean. He provided a governor to help rebuild the city, then continued to Tyre.
There, he asked to pray at a temple in the city, but Azemilkos refused to let the Macedonians in. “This city is impregnable,” said Azemilkos. “Do your worst.”
So, Alexander the Great huffed and he puffed and he besieged the city by land and water for nine months, during which he built a causeway to the island, then toppled the walls, destroyed the city, killed 6000 soldiers, crucified another 2000, and sold the rest into slavery.
Autophradates leads the Aegean fleet of Persia under the supreme command of Memnon of Rhodes. Azemilkos of Tyre accompanies him.
Alexander the Great completes the Siege of Tyre. 6000 soldiers are killed in the city, 2000 Tyrians are crucified on the beach, and 30,000 are sold into slavery. Their leader Azemilkos is pardoned but deposed.